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So you really want to get in touch?

Clearly you are not perturbed in the slightest. I would have thought the sounds alone would have sent you scurrying but you must be made of stronger stuff...

Well, go ahead, the form on the right is so easy to complete you'll have it done in scant seconds. I'm usually pretty quick with my correspondence but amusingly sardonic subject lines will get my attention quicker.

Be creative.

Congratulations - You aren't a robot!

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